Letters from Kids

Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Dear Pastor, My father should be a preacher. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there. Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.