Do You Have a J-O-B?

A young man wanted to marry a farmer’s daughter. The young man had been in school all his life. He went to this farmer and he said "Sir, I would like your daughter’s hand in marriage. I want your blessing. I want you to know that I have a BA and a MA and a Ph.D.” The old farmer didn’t know what a BA or MA or a Ph.D. was, so he said ‘Son, what I want to know is - do you have a J-O-B?”